Mel Function Keychain | M.I.L. Pals™ Mini Warning Light Charm

Meet Mel Function — your pocket-sized emotional support light, ready to ride along wherever your keys take you.

Calm, cool, collected, and permanently unbothered, Mel Function keeps the same steady attitude in mini-form that he has on the dashboard. He’s here to remind you — gently — that problems don’t disappear just because you pretend not to see them… but he’s way more lovable on a keychain than he is lighting up your dash.

At roughly the size of a half dollar (33% of the original figurine), this durable mini-Mel slips perfectly into pockets, purses, backpacks, and tool bags without adding bulk. Whether he’s guarding your car keys, clipped to a lanyard, or hanging on a bag, Mel brings personality, humor, and a little “maybe we should check that” energy everywhere you go.

Collectible, colorful, tough, and full of character —
Mel Function is the perfect everyday-carry buddy for car lovers and chaos navigators alike.

⭐ Why You’ll Love the Mel Function Keychain

• Pocket-sized version of the original M.I.L. Pal™

• Full of personality — same calm, steady Mel… just travel-sized

• Made tough for real pockets, real keys, and real life

• Fun, collectible, and part of a growing mini keychain lineup

• Perfect for keys, backpacks, zipper pulls, lanyards, tool bags, and more

• Great gift for mechanics, enthusiasts, new drivers, and anyone who has a “relationship” with their check engine light

🔧 Materials & Safety

• 3D-printed from sturdy PLA plastic

• Designed as a collectible mini figure

• Compatible with all current and future M.I.L. Pals™ mini releases

• Not a toy — contains small parts (choking hazard)

💡 Fun Fact About Mel

Mel Function enjoys hanging on keys because it lets him remind you that problems don’t go away just because you ignore them.