About

Welcome to M.I.L. Pals, where dashboard lights meet humor, collectibles, and car culture. Born in the service bay and built by enthusiasts, our 3D-printed characters turn the stress of warning lights into something fun, nostalgic, and uniquely automotive. Every Pal has a story — those stories start with air, fuel, or spark 

Our Story

MIL Pals started from years in the service bay trenches — not as a mechanic turning wrenches, but as an automotive enthusiast and customer service advisor who’s seen it all. From project cars that always seem to have “just one more thing” to fix, to the daily conversations with customers terrified by a glowing dashboard light, I’ve lived both sides of the warning light world.

That’s where the spark hit — what if those little lights we all dread could actually make us smile?

My son and I wanted to create something fun out of those tiny stress-inducing icons — a way to connect car lovers, gearheads, and everyday drivers through humor and personality. What started as a few 3D-printed desk pals for myself and my coworkers quickly turned into something much bigger. They laughed, they asked for more, and they encouraged me to share these little buddies with the rest of the automotive world.


Our Why

MIL Pals were born to take the anxiety out of those dashboard warnings and turn them into something fun, collectible, and even educational. Whether it’s a reminder to check your tires, a memory from a road trip where the check engine light joined the party, or a teachable moment about why the red battery light means it’s time to pull over — each Pal carries its own story.

They’re more than just desk décor — they’re conversation starters. Something to make a customer smile while waiting for their car, to brighten up a technician’s toolbox, or to add a little humor to the office desk of someone who loves cars (or has terrible luck with them).

Every MIL Pal is 3D-printed in the U.S.A. by a veteran and car enthusiast — with the help of my seven-year-old sidekick, who’s saving up for college one Pal at a time. Each character represents a little piece of car culture, turned into something that brings joy, nostalgia, and maybe a few laughs to the people who see it.


Our Mission

At the end of the day, MIL Pals is about making car culture more approachable — and a little more fun.
If you’re a diehard gearhead, a service advisor trying to ease a customer’s nerves, or someone who just wants a friendly face on their desk, there’s a Pal for you.

We’re here to remind people that cars aren’t just machines — they’re stories, experiences, and sometimes, comedy.

Frequently asked questions

What exactly are M.I.L. Pals?

M.I.L. Pals are collectible characters inspired by the warning lights that live on your dashboard. Each Pal brings a bit of humor and personality to something most people dread seeing. Think of them as your dashboard’s way of saying, “Relax, I got this.”

Where are M.I.L. Pals made?

Every Pal is proudly designed and created right here in the U.S.A. — veteran, ASE-certified, and enthusiast-owned/operated. Even my young son lends a hand with production (he says he’s saving for college, I say he’s management material).

What are M.I.L. Pals made of?

As of now, each Pal is made of high-quality PLA — a durable, eco-friendly plastic perfect for desk, dashboard, and display use. They’re lightweight, sturdy, and full of character (literally). If that changes due to any foreseen reason, we will keep this and our product pages updated!

Are any purchases final sale?

All sales are considered final 48 hours after confirmation of delivery, as we believe this is adequate time to receive, inspect and send information or damage photos to us if there is a problem your order. However, we also want to ensure customer satisfaction. If you are not truly and completely satisfied within a reasonable amount of time, please email us and we will work with you. While we typically will respond within a 1-2 hours, please allow up to 48 hours for a response.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Why should I get one (or five) of these?

Because everyone deserves a laugh in the shop. M.I.L. Pals make perfect gifts for car enthusiasts, techs, advisors, or that one friend who’s been “meaning to get that light checked.” They’re fun, collectible, and guaranteed to light up your day — not your dashboard.

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.