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🚗💨 Slick Gripson Keychain | M.I.L. Pals™ Mini Warning Light Charm

Meet Slick Gripson — your pocket-sized drift king who’s always one wiggle away from losing traction… even when he’s just hanging on your keys.

Scaled down to a sturdy half-dollar-sized mini (33% of the original figurine), Slick keeps all his sideways energy, twitchy charm, and “I’m trying my best out here!” attitude. Durable, lightweight, and built to handle real-life keyring chaos, this mini M.I.L. Pal is ready to tag along on every commute, errand, or unplanned tire-squealing adventure.

Slick’s here to keep things stable, controlled, and slightly chaotic —
just like the real traction control light, but way cuter.

Clip him onto your keys, toolbox, or backpack and let him bring humor, character, and a bit of sideways spunk everywhere you go.

⭐ Why You’ll Love the Slick Gripson Keychain

• Mini version of the iconic traction control M.I.L. Pal™

• Durable, pocket-sized, and built for everyday carry

• Great for keyrings, backpacks, zipper pulls, and tool bags

• Expands your M.I.L. Pals™ mini collection with sideways charm

• Perfect gift for mechanics, car enthusiasts, drift fans, and anyone who’s ever felt their tires slip a little

🔧 Materials & Safety

• 3D-printed from sturdy PLA plastic

• Designed as a collectible mini figure

• Works with all other M.I.L. Pals™ minis

• Not a toy — contains small parts (choking hazard)

💡 Fun Fact About Slick

Slick Gripson pretends your swinging keys are a full-blown drift run. He’s sideways 24/7.