Mel Function | M.I.L. Pals™ | Fun Collectible Figure for Toolbox, Garage, Dashboard, Front Desk, etc

Meet Mel Function — the very first M.I.L. Pal™ and the emotional support light for car enthusiasts everywhere.

Mel’s calm, cool, and collected…
until he starts blinking — then even he’ll politely suggest you cancel your weekend plans.

Most people dread the check engine light, but Mel is here to change that. Instead of panic, Mel brings reassurance. Instead of doom, he brings charm. Instead of fear, he brings personality.
He just wants you to know he’s around — nothing scary… unless you make him blink.

Whether he’s hanging out on your desk, chilling in your toolbox, riding shotgun on your dashboard, or brightening up your display shelf, Mel is ready for whatever role you see fit. He’s a collectible companion, a shop mascot, a conversation starter, and a tiny reminder not to ignore your car too long.

Mel Function is more than a warning —
he’s the pal that keeps project car owners sane and teaches average drivers to stop fearing the glow.

⭐ Why You’ll Love Mel Function

• The original M.I.L. Pal™ (the leader of the squad!)

• Fun, collectible, and expandable — build the whole dashboard crew

• Calm, supportive, and lightly judgmental in the best way

• Perfect décor for desks, toolboxes, shelves, dashboards, and shop counters

• Loved by mechanics, enthusiasts, new drivers, and anyone who befriends their warning lights

🔧 Materials & Safety

• 3D-printed from sturdy PLA plastic

• Designed as a collectible figurine

• Compatible with all future MIL Pals expansions

• Not a toy — contains small parts (choking hazard)

💡 Fun Fact About Mel

Mel Function was the first MIL Pal ever created — without him, the dashboard squad wouldn’t exist.